vintagepeaches:

worcaholics:

judgementdays:

why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe

Yeah like where did it come from where did it go

That’s it

texasifyit:

“can I play with your hair?” is basically a marriage proposal GOD YES YOU CAN PLAY WITH MY HAIR

ytoob:

do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns 

lesrevolutionnaires:

auspisstice:

cyberdepressed:

HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS

i

don’t know what to do with this information.

50% of me wants to be the type of girl who does yoga at night, and drinks green tea, and reads books, and wears cute pyjamas, and stays at home; while the other 50% of me wants to wear my sexiest outfit and go out doing lines of cocaine off strippers racks while dancing to dirty music until I black out. 

unfortunately I am neither.